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Post by Robby on Jun 21, 2006 21:52:48 GMT -5
At last, a home for our beloved Corrupt a Wish Game. For those of you who are newcomers I will explain...maybe...ok...I will....maybe.......
The essence of the game is to corrupt one another's wish. EXAMPLE: OneGuy:I wish I had a french fry SecondGuy:Wish Granted. But your french fry is having a ball hopping on a french frier. You go to get but you fall flat on your arm and it burns up. So you can't give your hot dog in the micorwave anymore. I wish I had a chair.
And so on and so forth. Continue to make wishes, and continue to corrupt.
I wish I had a new video game.
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Post by somebody on Jun 21, 2006 23:13:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, but when you order your new video game from the mail the game doesn't come for 4 weeks, and when it finally arrives the mail lady decides that she thinks she'll like what is in this package and takes it for herself. You see this happen and go chase down the mail truck with your 15 speed mountain bike that you got for Christmas. You somehow catch up to the speeding truck, but when you do, it suddenly stops and you crash into the back of the truck breaking only your 10 fingers completely off. Now you can't play your new video game that the mail lady graciously gave back to you after you explained what was in the package to her on the way to the hospital. Too bad.
I wish that I had a piece of styrofoam.
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Post by measletruly on Jun 22, 2006 7:21:31 GMT -5
Wish Granted Unfortunatly this is a rare piece of Bavarein styrafoam made with eal shrimp eggs. After they hatch ther is not a speck on your house that is not coverd with a baby bavaien shrimp. You try to cook htem but as soon as you lift one up it begin to scream its hippo call, suddenly the entire squadren of atomic hippos are bombing you house and they blow up a perfectly good piece of styrofoam that you in your foolish pride threw out when yopufound a bigger piece.
i wish I had a new pair of suspenders.
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Post by Robby on Jun 22, 2006 20:38:19 GMT -5
Wish granted. you now have a new pair of suspenders. But these suspenders are made of red hippo intestines. The hippos discover this beacuse they read it on this forum(they watch our every move). They stalk you for 9 1/2 days(you know this because you are so smart and cunning) and finally they ambush you when you go to the butcher shop. You put up a very good fight, managing to stun 2 3/5 of them, however they kidnap you and send you to the school where they teach little boys to be neither seen nor heard. Oh, and they take the suspenders back and bury them.
I wish I didn't hate the phone so much.
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Post by somebody on Jun 23, 2006 22:06:02 GMT -5
Wish granted. But when you start to love the phone, it starts to love you back. The state of Pennsylvania makes it legal to marry your telephone, so you figure, "What the hay", and you marry your phone. After your wedding night you have a fight and get a divorce the next day. This causes you to hate your phone even more than when you started, and now you are worse off.
I wish I had nothing.
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Post by Robby on Jun 23, 2006 23:18:34 GMT -5
Granted. You now have absolutely nothing. Yet we all know that you can't live without this Insane Assylm. So you go crazy and incredibly insane without an Insane Assylm. Yet, this is illegal becasue you are going insane in a supposedly sane world. you are arrested and put in a mcdonalds in arkansas, bound to sealing shut the happy meal toy bags for at least until you die.
I wish Dingorosul would change his name to Dingorosul.
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Post by Princess180 on Jun 27, 2006 15:34:47 GMT -5
Granted, but then it slows down because a herd of elephants made it their home.
I wish the basement wasn't flooded.
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Post by Princess180 on Jun 28, 2006 15:05:46 GMT -5
Granted but you become so skinny that you become invisable that people forget you exist and they take your video games.
I wish I had $300.
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Post by Robby on Jun 29, 2006 21:23:00 GMT -5
Lord of the Squishies...what a corruption!! .......it was so good why is my brain going numb? why do I have the feeling i shall never sleep again??
Wish granted. You now have 300 dollars worth of mesata(currency used on Pioneer 2). Unfortunatly, we are not in the Phantesy Star Online Reality, so your 300 mesata is worthless. In fact, the Anti-Geek Squad arrests your for actually having something out of a video game reality. You are banished also to a McDonalds but its in Alaska. You falll down the legendary never-ending hole and starve to death.
I wish I had more time to waste on here.
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Post by Robby on Jun 29, 2006 21:24:03 GMT -5
Why are the ads advertising french fry cutters? Who mentioned french fry cutters?
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Post by somebody on Jul 5, 2006 0:42:12 GMT -5
Mine say watch live birth webcast. Gross!!! Oh my gosh!!! Disgusting!!!
Oh and I wish I didn't have that as an ad.
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Post by Peaches on Jul 5, 2006 8:04:44 GMT -5
mines traveling wish granted but it now says watch live eye ball surgery
i wish prince caspian would come out sooner
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Post by somebody on Jul 6, 2006 11:21:36 GMT -5
Wish granted. But when the movie came out the next day, it was too early, so the movie wasn't finished yet. Everybody hated the movie, becuase it had no ending and no special effects. The entire Narnia series was cancelled and that was the end of it.
I wish I had another job.
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Post by Peaches on Jul 6, 2006 16:36:17 GMT -5
wish granted. but your new job is mopping up barf in hospitals and droppings from those who didn't make it 2 the bathroom. and you only make 2 cents a day and you work 12 hour days 6 days a week.
I wish that zippythe poof was a little bit normal
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Post by Princess180 on Jul 6, 2006 22:13:28 GMT -5
Granted: your fairy-god-mother shows up and gives you one wish, but she doesn't tell you that anything you ask for your worst enemy gets it and you get a broken cd.
I wish for a slice of pizza.
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